This one got me giggling:

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A HDW who becomes more successful is like the baker in my small town who only sells pretzels on Saturday morning. The townfolk all line up to get those pretzels and they seem much more delicious due to the fact that you can only get them on Saturdays.
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Are you saying I'm too free with my pretzels? Tee hee...

I guess my H is the guy who prefers to wait for the gourmet pretzels on Saturday but if he gets the urge midweek he goes to the cheap, bagged variety (porn/busyness/other substitutes) and then skips that Saturday.

Still laughing.....

Karen