Ah, Jenny, its a real treat to return after a long hiatus and read your grand unified theory, lol
I missed your analogies - pretzels, chocolate, Anjelina Jolie, yes, I'm nodding along. Actually, I think your theory makes wonderful sense. I've found it to be very true in practice.
Glad to hear you and Mr. Wilson are doing well. Things are going well in Julieland too, nothing much to report. Good sex, some give and take in the marriage, the occasional blowup...like I said, nothing much to report.