I hear you, cat.

The other night we were out walking and joking around and my wife made the comment, "I know I'm a pain in the @ss."

Being the charming, diplomatic guy I am could only respond with, "That's the understatement of the 21st Century"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -- Inigo Montoya, 'The Princess Bride'