The last time she hit me was 3 years ago because I told her to take an exit on the NJ GSP and it was the wrong exit. I made a mistake.
If she calls me up at work about this, I am going to say:
1. Are you kidding me? 2. Who the hell would so such a thing, you have been a great mother to these children and I have been a good father recently. 3. I am going to call them and ask who reported it.
If she acuses me, I will say to her "I am trying to save my marriage through divorce busting, not sabatoge it and in fact I have my first phone consultation this Saturday at 10:00. (I did not plan on telling her about my consultation). I will then add, how stupid do you think I am (apparently, quite stupid). That really hurt for you to accuse me.
Your right. Hitting a child in the face, although you shouldn't do that, she has done it 3 or 4 times. I did tell the DYFS person that I lied to make it worse for my wife because I was angry.
