I found a box the ow made, decorated with things for their future, and their "date" on it, downstairs where he rides his exercise bike. Until the day he finally took the nasty-smelling lacquered thing away, I would go down there and spit in it. Then I broke the catch on it and accidentally dropped it on the floor.
I also saw where someone referred to the ow as the "septic tank" where the grass is supposed to be greener.
I also found a book someone had given him called the divorced dad, and I took it to a nearby town, tore the covers off it and threw it away in a gas station trash can.
I also found some cologne I think she gave him, because he keeps their cards and letters in the box it came in, so I am wondering if there is some way to inject something really stinky into the bottle to make it smell REALLY good if he ever decides to use it again. By the way it is called "realities" cologne. L
