How could I ever have missed a session of ow bashing??? I've not met ow, but I've seen pictures of her. Looks okay with make-up, but without it, really really a plain Jane. Really really nothing to shout about. Seriously don't know what H sees in her. He probably was feeling empty when we were arguing loads, and she was there.. One thing is that ow is much skinnier than I am. So skinny that she has no t!ts. I always make fun about her zero t!ts... Think that's about the only thing that I could make fun of about her without incurring H's wrath. Other things, H would be upset..but this...somehow he is okay with it. WOnder why???/
Speaking of ow... you guys would probably freak out, but I'm actually using some of her stuff!! Ha ha ha.. She's left some body lotion, hair conditioner, skin tonic etc..and I'm actually using them!! Ha haha. Waste not, aye?? And she had expensive Crabtree and Evelyn drawer liners..used them too! And.. She's got this old dining table which she shipped over to Country X.. am using that on my terrace too. Her old futon bed (that followed her from Oz to our home country and to Country X) ..I am using as my massage base... Oh yeah..and she gave H a Mont Blanc pen for his birthday...H kept on saying "I want to use the pen for signing stuff. Don't take it"..but does he look for it? Nope!! And guessed who is using it too?? Me! Me! Me! ... you think she would be upset if she knows I've been using her stuff??? He he he.. I relish in the thought!!
