Okay, this is a bit out there, but years ago, there was this little movie called Kentucky Fried Movie which was basically a movie of SNL type skits....one of them that was pretty funny (and appropriate perhaps to this sitch) was one with the sex olympics...basically involved a couple of sports commentators calling the "moves" of a couple. LOL that's what this whole thing has morphed into for me. If you've seen the movie, you can relate. If not, well the cheerleading thing works too.

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