I forgot to add: at the end of the conversation, I said that I don't really have the money for a divorce right now, and maybe it would be better to wait for a little while, especially if she is going to randomly call me up and make bizarre accusations.
Her response was that I don't have a choice, that she's going to do it anyway. I can only assume that her lawyer has invented a scheme to separate her from her money somehow while challenging Louisiana's Covenant Marriage law. I truly hope so.
The LORD is near to all who call on him, to all who call on him in truth." (Psalm 145:18)