How about nunchucks? You can get the hang of a new hobby AND heal your shoulder
I was going to say in response to your post that your not the same kind of funny as hairdog, but your not stupid by any means... ..... and then you go and say this.
Instead of a broomstick why not a shotgun? Hold it by the hollow end...
Just what I need. Gels H coming on here looking for the guy who suggested you she use nun chukkas for PT and whopped herself black and blue about the head. No thanks. bad idea.
Of course she may be so gifted that she graduates straigth to whirling fire balls and wearing a cocount bikini. He'd probably like that...