OK, I think I can top these. Before my H and very good "friend" were caught together, we all bought a rental unit. After we all were separated they put proposals on the table for me and her S. One item would be that we (me and her S) would sign the rental unit over to her.
When my H asked what I thought of the proposal - here is how the convo went:
H: what did I think of the proposal? M: one thing I will not agree to would be to sign the rental unit over to her. H: why not - what did she do to you? M: UMMMMM, how about f'd my husband!!! H: this is what I'm talking about - you will never change.
What does he want me to change? How to get even more stupid than I already think that I am?????