How's this one. W tells me our M is over then proceeds to cry on my shoulder saying "everyone is going to blame me for this" (Ya think?). My response was "You're coming to the wrong guy if you're looking for sympathy, sweetie" She's just torn my world apart and she's looking to me for a pat on the back and an "Oh, you poor thing". How weird is that. I got one more from a friend. When his W dumped him, in complete shock he said to her "I've just lost my whole world" His W replies "that's OK, you'll find another one". The eternal optimist, that lady!
