About your W getting PG and not any of the other girls and karms, who knows. I just read the statistics and see that some girlfriends get knocked up no matter how careful you thought you were.
Elliott Wave theory Sounds interesting cobra. I just finished The Motley Fool Investment Guide by Tom & David Gardner, ISBN: 0743201736. Mostly basic long term investing.
I hope your version of "Wave Theory" works for you. you have the wave part right. R's are up and down all of the time.
Hang in there Cobra. I am pulling for you and your M.