Where do you come up with this stuff?? I was cracking up reading this, I even shared this with a group of friends this weekend and they too were cracking up.....
Blind dates are not for me either. I went on one in my life and never again!! Was not nearly as comical or hilarious as this though!!
Sounds like you are in good spirits..
Sorry to hear the old Chip-dick is messing around with the property!! Go get em!!
Keep in touch, get that e-mail back up and running-
