Oh my God!!! That guy could sell this as and Ebook, no problem. Thank you for giving me a laugh. How about this speech: "I want good things for you, I just don't think I'm the one to give them to you".
I should probably clarify that I too am a FEMALE. Yes, a real honest to goodness Lesbian....but I'd never seduce your wife. I just didn't want you to think you were sharing "guy talk" or anything. I totally feel for you and it will be hard because women are such emotional creatures and use it as an exuse...."but I LOVE her and I don't want to HURT her"....subtext "you I have written off and I don't give a flying rip if you get shredded" How old is your daughter?
Patience is not only a virtue, sometimes it is an impossibility.
