Good party, we are exhausted. No sex in sight. Not sure if I care although I keep dreaming about sex.
On to the joke: ___________________________________________________________
> A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male > pharmacist. > > The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and > as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed > there. She then asked if she could help him. > > The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more > comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. > > The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional > and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident > that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. > > The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to > discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of > problems and severe embarrass-ment, and I was wondering what you could > give me for it." > > The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." > > When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the > absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a > company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses." __________________________________________________________
