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I have a red mini-van.


Oh, jeeze, I have a blue mini-van. Maybe I can get through this if I just pin-stripe some flames on it.

And, having colored my hair during the twilight of Marriage version 1.0, I have no desire to do that again. I'm happy with my salt 'n' pepper.

Hairdog, who thinks he's becoming OG_Lou (worse things could happen).