There's an auditorium filled with people attending the Annual Paranormal Convention. The speaker asks, "Is there anyone here who has ever heard a ghost...raise your hand." About 90 percent of the people raise their hands. "Is there anyone here who has ever seen a ghost . . . raise your hand." About three quarters of the audience raise their hands. "Is there anyone here who has ever talked with a ghost?" About half of the people raise their hands. "How about, is there anyone here who has ever had sex with a ghost?" Everyone drops their hands, except for one elderly man, way in the back. "Sir, that's amazing! Please come up here." The elderly man hobbles up to the stage, some people help him up the stairs and he approaches the speaker, who says, "We'd all like to hear about your experience...please tell us about how it was...how it was to have sex with a ghost." The old man, his hand cupped around his ear as the speaker talked to him, says, "Ghost? I thought you said, 'goat.'"
