You can do an infomercial and add a line to the commercial that goes:
"But wait, if you act in the next 10 minuets we will send this $10.95 bumper sticker for free, so call right now." 1-800-867-5309, or 1-800-MERCYSEx.
In addition to the T-shirt and bumper sticker idea, how about the group decide who would make a good candidate for one of the TV relationship programs, more along the lines of "Shalom in the Home".
We could have most of the things that need to be worked on in the M on a list and submit the SSM's plan to a producer. <yea right>
On second thought how does a person convince their spouse to appear on a TV program when they hide behind other people when someone is taking a group photograph.?