I was hoping for something that involves sitting poolside and being waited on by a hot cabana boy. Please advise

If you have a pool, Id be happy to tell you about some water exercise/aerobics. Heck just manually vacuming the pool every other day, will work those shoulders and jiggly triceps. plus you wont sweat.

As for the cabana boy, one wrong eyebrow waggle, and Mr. pot will be feeding him to the pigs... I highly recommend agains cabana boys, for their own safety. Thats my advise.

unpack and set up that weight set, that will be a good first workout.