Paul: I was not kidding. I actually looked through the loop and felt sorry for Ms.Chrom...and a little embarrassed, because I felt like some sort of amateur gynecologist, looking through a speculum. Must have had a weird look on my face when my co-worker came in my office and found me looking at her through the loop.

Of course, I had to explain why I was doing this.

Your tax dollars at work.

Hairdog