Quote: I cracked up about the paper thing and Paul's response. Great sense of humor
Heh! I'm not sure if Hairdog was kidding (I doubt it), but I wasn't. I was sitting there in my little cube at work, grabbing a piece of copy paper, looping it around, holding it up and thinking "Holy Crap!!" Hey, that's what they pay me for, right?
Seven and a half inches? Around?? Partly flacid???
The good news is that if this whole professor deal doesn't work out you can always do porno films. Plus, with all the HDW tutelage you have received on here you will be ALL SET!
Paul: I was not kidding. I actually looked through the loop and felt sorry for Ms.Chrom...and a little embarrassed, because I felt like some sort of amateur gynecologist, looking through a speculum. Must have had a weird look on my face when my co-worker came in my office and found me looking at her through the loop.
Well, at least I ain't paying those tax dollars! So you can go right ahead and fold paper as much as you like for all I care. I'm just wondering whether the length of it is the same as the sheet of paper?!? I must admit I too feel a bit sorry for Mrs Chrome, she'd be the only woman around that when her H pulls out the scary looking dildo he's just bought from the "Rubber C0cks R Us" says - oh good, a night off.
Maybe she's hoping the "snip" means something different to what Chrome thinks it means
Fran
if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs Erica Jong
To all the sex crazed on this board I need ideas/help. I sometimes think my mind is still a virgin. In my M I am the LDW, but that's in comparison to H. H will not admit any fantasies and I would like to rev things up. I think our SL is good but could be better, I am having difficulty coming up with creative ideas. I want to do something to send H over the top but he won't give me any clues. Ideas anyone? or is this asking for TMI?
"Try to remember though her O isn't your responsibility. It isn't necessary for her to have an intense O all the time. Sometimes too YOU will have no control over the intensity or...whether she has one. If she has one quickly and it's small, that's fine. Just go with it. Sometimes there isn't any controlling it. Some days you may fire her right off....some days it may take 20 minutes or longer LOL."
I hear you. Its not that I mind the quick O (fingers get tired after 30 minutes or so LOL), I just want to do what I can to make this an experience she wants to repeat ... and repeat ... and repeat ... and repeat ... LOL
"Try to remember the O isn't the important thing...the connection is. But it's all fun isn't it?"
That it is.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
(knows this first hand) 
