Quote: about the likelihood of H going off the deep end when he's 50.
I have an H that is living proof, he was 49 when IT all started, at least that I noticed. He made ocassional comments about getting older, people joked with him about it, and on midnight of the day he turned 50 he definitely acted about the weirdest he ever did so I really have to attribute to the mark of the age.
You could try a corvette, maybe his and hers matching?
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