In those leading conflictive situations, I've always been a fan of the "mu" response. But you know that. Longevity. It is the fertilizer of friendship.
Anyway.
Mrs. HD: "This floor isn't clean enough!!"
HD: "Mu."
Mrs. HD: "Mu? MU?! What the hell does that mean? So now you are a cow?!"
HD: "Oh, I don't know...(chewing his bubble gum, blowing a bubble) You're the buddhist in the family. You figure it out. Meanwhile, I'm going to grab my rake and move some stones around in our sand garden. Care to join me? May be a bottle of wine and a pickle tickle in there for you if you figure out the 'mu' thing."
I know. I would piss her off.....
Well. As my shrink always said... "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...."
