Re Karen1 Sometimes I think I stay on this board for the days when people's ID sneaks out.
Who did you have in mind? and what traits snuck out?
Like lots of other people, I have been somewhat pressured to live in prudeville to avoid some conflicts.
HairDog, write out three times you would like to have sex with the Missus on three business cards and ask her to return one card within 24 hours. If she returns one card you can take care of yourself several hours before"hand" ( oops ) and really get it on when engaged in the real event.
If/when Ms. HD retorts or complains she can't schedule sex, tell her you have to for PE or what ever reasons.
Does Ms. HD know how you feel and the Charlie Brown, football thing? I think you should tell her the same story that was posted here.