Re Chrom But first we need a little preparation. Go to iTunes and download Eminem "Shake that A$$" and listen to it 3 or 4 times as loud as you can stand it. Get your mind in the mood for some dirty sex. You know what I mean, the two fingered insertion, licking the nipple, butt cheeks smacking hard against the thighs, semen flying, only god knows where we stuck it kinda sex. Anything less in our minds and the hesitation will shine through. It doesn't matter if we've never actually had that kind of sex ( ), we've both imagined it before.
Me too on that post, except for the semen flying . I have a better place for that fluid.
Maybe we need to go to The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and loosen up a little. I wonder it some of those "Harley Mamas" would go for what you wrote about?
Thanks for the comic relief guys. We have a running family joke that one of our older foster sons who got married a couple of years ago should have used "I Like Big Butts" instead of the wedding march. He fancies himself a hood but he is, in fact, a kid from a pretty nice burb who engaged in a bunch of petty juvenile crime as a youngster. He is growing up finally........
Sometimes I think I stay on this board for the days when people's ID sneaks out.
Go to iTunes and download Eminem "Shake that A$$" and listen to it 3 or 4 times as loud as you can stand it.
Chrome, you are so funny!! This song is pretty catchy isn't it? There are some lines that really bother me (i.e. I need a b!tch that will do whatever the fukc I say or something to that effect), but overall I ended up downloading the song weeks ago because I like other parts of the song so well. I had the office cracking up a few weeks back when I was singing about how 'I get more a@@ than a toilet seat..', lol.
"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
Okay Mrs.Nop, blackfoot, what I meant by "civil disobedience" was more related to your suggestion of how to react when she criticizes my method of washing the floor, and ignoring her when she makes an attempt to get me "tied up with her tar baby." (I like that metaphor, btw).
But I see the possibility of practicing "radical honesty", too. Unfortunately, and here is where the enmeshment aspect pops up, I don't think she's really ready for it. Of course, I don't know if she'll ever be ready for it, until she's ready to look at herself with honesty. If that's the case, what will radical honesty get me? I suppose it will boost my personal integrity quotient. It also may lead to a few days of the "silent treatment", which is really not a big deal for me. Having endured it before, it doesn't strike fear in my heart--it's more, uh, annoying, than anything else.
So, this "radical honesty" stuff, how does one go about faking it? Actually, I want to understand what you mean, specifically, by this phrase. Is it along the lines of some of the suggestions you had, blackfoot:
Quote: Why do I have to initiate? If you dont enjoy sex enough to initiate it, I understand. Its not really that enjoyable for me anymore either.' 'Maybe if you said something nice once in a while, or appreciated some of the things I do, I would think you cared enough for me to want to have sex with you.' 'well when you are ready to communicate about this, and show some consideration, and compromise, act like a woman, instead of a general ordering the troops around, then maybe we will have sex again. Untill then... <shrug>.'
Or are we talking about something else? Because, man, you nailed it with each one of those comments. Sex isn't very enjoyable for me anymore. I do feel almost constantly criticized, and I do feel as if she's ordering me around.
Thanks for all the comments, by everyone. And, if you don't catch all the lyrics from the youtube clip, go here.
Yeah...I'll be humming this one, "Now I hope you don't get mad at me But I told Nate you was a freak He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind I told him how you like it from behind." Yeah...catchy.
"Maybe we need to go to The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and loosen up a little. I wonder it some of those "Harley Mamas" would go for what you wrote about?"
I'll bet.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
Who said anything about comic relief? I'm dead serious. D@mnit!!! How cool would it be for me to ask my W to sit in my lap, and instead up just plopping down she shakes that sexy tush of hers in my face and then grinds it into my lap? GRRR! And I'm not kidding about any of the other stuff either.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
"need a b!tch that will do whatever the fukc I say" ... "everyday she be givin' it up"
Just honesty Heather, that's all it is.
Personally I like "look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be" and "want a b!tch that (something) in the crib with no panties on, knows that she can but she won't say no."
You're right, it is a catchy song. Infectious in its naked statement of desire and primal passion. I don't know about you, but its one of those things that reminds me I am an animal inside.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
Re Karen1 Sometimes I think I stay on this board for the days when people's ID sneaks out.
Who did you have in mind? and what traits snuck out?
Like lots of other people, I have been somewhat pressured to live in prudeville to avoid some conflicts.
HairDog, write out three times you would like to have sex with the Missus on three business cards and ask her to return one card within 24 hours. If she returns one card you can take care of yourself several hours before"hand" ( oops ) and really get it on when engaged in the real event.
If/when Ms. HD retorts or complains she can't schedule sex, tell her you have to for PE or what ever reasons.
Does Ms. HD know how you feel and the Charlie Brown, football thing? I think you should tell her the same story that was posted here.
Actually, I want to understand what you mean, specifically, by this phrase. Is it along the lines of some of the suggestions you had, blackfoot: 