Quote: You know what I mean, the two fingered insertion, licking the nipple, butt cheeks smacking hard against the thighs, semen flying, only god knows where we stuck it kinda sex.
I like the way your mind works. I think this is a good plan but my only questions would be:
1)Where are the two fingers inserted? 2)Whose nipple is being licked? 3)Are the butt cheeks smacking against the thighs while the fingers are inserted and the nipple is being licked or is this supposed to be a consecutive course of action?
Just trying to fill in the blanks for the other ladies.(LOL)
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Quote: Of course now I am really embarrassed that you all know my never to be realized fantasy.
Oh please, chrome...like no one here ever had those thoughts before. You are absolutely 100% a-ok normal and mainstream to have such fantasies-- not a darn thing wrong with any of it!
After you get cleaned up, I'd like a response to the good sh!t I posted on your Square One thread.
Quote: you all know my never to be realized fantasy
That's YOUR choice. Heck, Chrome, does she have any hint of this fantasy of yours? Other than being receptive to it, what does she have to do to make it happen? Talk to her about your hopes, your dreams, and yes your fantasies...with the fantasies, preface it with an "I'm not expecting you to do this, but this has been a fantasy of mine, I'm just sharing this with you to let you have more of an inside look of me". Let her know too that some fantasies are better left unfulfilled. Could be that her fantasy is to be taken the same way but you just haven't put out the vibes that make her believe it will ever happen, KWIM?
If you must know (for scientific reasons, and maybe saying it here will help bolster me to say it to my W) ...
1.) Middle and ring finger in you know where (i've heard that gets the thumb in the best position for stimulating another area) 2.) Both at the same time 3.) Consecutive, although the order is negotiable
I'll have to admit I was inspired by "The Bad Touch" song a bit (which I've been playing on my iTunes).
Please nobody get the wrong impression of what I was trying to say. It was just a male-bonding thing.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
"Heck, Chrome, does she have any hint of this fantasy of yours?"
Yes. She even reminded me of it when I was trying to tell her that I don't think ML has to be about the orgasm.
"Other than being receptive to it, what does she have to do to make it happen?"
Nothing
""I'm not expecting you to do this, but this has been a fantasy of mine, I'm just sharing this with you to let you have more of an inside look of me"."
I have thought about that GGB. She really doesn't know the kind of person I am sometimes. She doesn't listen to the music I listen to for example. I started to tell her about how me and a co-worker of mine really cut up and pretend to be lovers (we did a rather interesting 'Brokeback Belize' routine a few months ago while exploring the Mayan ruins LOL) just to get a reaction from people and she didn't want to hear it. I have the feeling my sense of humor is not to her taste. But you know what, I don't care anymore. Of course, I do have to watch what I say and do around the kids.
"Could be that her fantasy is to be taken the same way but you just haven't put out the vibes that make her believe it will ever happen, KWIM?"
Could be. Could be. I wish. Where's a genie when you need one.
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, Genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"We're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "Really?" he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Sheesh, go to my counselor, pick up my kid, and come back to 17 messages.
There looks to be two camps: 1. The troglodytes: She wants to be taken...ugga bugga. 2. The tightazzes: She's right where you want her, let her steam on it for awhile. Oh, and while you're at it, practice a tad bit of civil disobedience.
I'm gonna let this thread steam some more (and chromo - no need to add any more heat...my gosh! Oh...and I'd be your workout buddy anytime!)
Mrs.Nop time to start talking specifics and practicing some radical honesty
yeah I thought that was what we were talking about too. HD's 'mensch' mentality seems to say to him, --If what I say may cause conflict, even if its honest, that wouldnt be very nice. That is what I get from his civil disobedience comment.
HD? is this right?
it was funny, I get the flip humor, but she isnt your task master to be telling you what obedient is, or is not. you want a partner and a lover, not a mother.
You are absolutely 100% a-ok normal and mainstream to have such fantasies-- not a darn thing wrong with any of it! 