MsNOP

"I think it's time for Lucy to kick the ball while Charley Brown holds it."

D@mnit woman, I admire the heck out of how your mind works.

Hairdog,

GGB is getting me started. I know you talk about lack of confidence, fear of rejection, and believe me I am the poster child. Well, maybe we are both the poster children. Wouldn't that make a cool poster. The two of us kneeling next to each other with ultra-placating expressions on our faces and the caption reads "please have sex with me?" LOL

I'll make a pact with you HD if you want. If you'll jump I'll jump. Let's do the alpha male thing for once with our W's and screw the consequences. If we get rejected, fcuk em. Just grab the latest copy of Maxim magazine, go in the bathroom and make all kinds of moaning noises. Wake the kids up if necessary. Come out of the bathroom buck naked and still hard and say "honey, I made a mess, can you clean it up for me?" Then sit on the couch and rent a PPV on the playboy channel whilst posing our best sh!t eating grin. HARRR!!!!!

But first we need a little preparation. Go to iTunes and download Eminem "Shake that A$$" and listen to it 3 or 4 times as loud as you can stand it. Get your mind in the mood for some dirty sex. You know what I mean, the two fingered insertion, licking the nipple, butt cheeks smacking hard against the thighs, semen flying, only god knows where we stuck it kinda sex. Anything less in our minds and the hesitation will shine through. It doesn't matter if we've never actually had that kind of sex ( ), we've both imagined it before. There will be deflections and excuses, but none of them matter. Its time for the throw down, pin down, double suplex take down. She wants it ... BAD!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!! Are you game? I can't HEEEAAARRR you? ARE YOU GAME?!?!?!

WOOOOO!!!! Sheriff Chromo giving the SSM an X-rating today. YEE HAW!!!!

Chrome

"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"

Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack