H an I had lunch together today. He made a remark, which I THOUGHT I understood perfectly well. Later when I got home I sent him an E-mail about his remark -- supposed to be funny. Well, I happened to be on the phone with him when he opened the e-mail. He read the first line and said "that's not what I meant." "Is that what you said?" "Yes, but this is how I meant it." Hmmmm?