So yeah...
I can't stop laughing... the thing is... it's not a GOOD laugh...
it's a about-to-go-postal laugh! hahahahahahahahahaha

So yeah... while my H was napping Sat. I heard a nice, soft voiced OW on my H's voice mail ... just letting him know that she "won't be able to see him tonight or this weekend". That is just FRIGGING WONDERFUL!!

I guess lying being a bad thing doesn't apply to HIM! And you want to know what is REALLyyyyyyyyyyyy hysterical?????
He STILL says that nothing is going on!! OMG!!! He really thinks that I am a MORON!

So yeah... (again)... he breaks it to me (finally got up the guts I guess) that he wants a D. But he doesn't actually say it... (maybe not full fledged guts) instead he says... 'lets divide up the pictures'.. hahahahahahaha I told him 'eff you... you divide up the pictures!' Not very mature I know ... sue me!

so yeah... he finally tells me her name.. Carla... but the thing is, I already know about Carla... so I think H just told me that to give me a name... I think my H is so full of SH*T!

Oh yeah... the whole reason for the D! And this is frigging classic... "I love you... but I'm not 'In Love' with you"
What a cop out!

Tell me if I'm just blowing smoke up my own skirt here... but I told him that he could NOT have been talking to/carrying on R's with OW or OW plural if he was REALLY committed to working on OUR R. That it was NOT possible to do both. (he seems to think his OW R's has no bearing on our R??????? WTF!)

So yeah... (last one) I hope you all are more successful than me in you DB...
Congratulate me! At 45 I get to start a whole new life... in a little apartment... just like when I was 18!! yeah!

not baffled anymore!


Whatever!