Other suggestions for self soothing: pick up a book, go for a walk, take some deep breaths, look at nature, sit with your feelings til the worst is over, call a friend, talk to the twins, etc.

If the issue was simply self-soothing, I'd agree with those suggestions. But we are talking about Chrome feeling good about himself as an attractive, sexual person.
All the things you listed are simply sublimating any sexuality that he is clearly feeling. Sublimation is a classic defense mechanism, and while often helpful, is not a long term solution.
But I knew my suggestion would be poo-pooed
Still, it's like telling me instead of enjoying that big chocolate cake, have a salad instead. Hardly satisfying.
I'm simply saying instead of the chocolate cake (hot sex with his W), try a fat free fudgsicle (flirting with other women) instead. That's still within the same "family" and a much more palatable option I think.
But that's just the LFL perspective, no one said it was the right one.