Damn Harry, she really is keeper of the balls, huh? How about something more along the lines of: "well MrsHD, I don't remember what exactly I did, but if I was doing that then you must have been looking mighty fine and I must have been feeling pretty horny for you. Take it as a complement that I still have such a high level of interest in you even knowing that you'd sooner bite my (fill in the blank) off than be sexual with me. I only apologize for the drunkeness, the rest is the true Hairy coming out and you're just going to have to get used to it, because I'm not hiding it anymore."
