I am so far behind in work too.
This board can be pure evil sometimes.
my personal fantasy at least has never been for that “porno or pinup girl”. I have always fantasized about having such an intense love with that dark smoldering academic with pouty lips and intense eyes that we have slow, deep, passionate sex in doorways because the bed was just too far away. Then again, I rank Janeane Garofalo as one of the sexiest women alive. Thus, you might not want to use me as a gauge for “most men” either.
You sounds a lot like my H, not into that porno/pin-up type either. Although I don't think Janeane Garofalo is at the top of his list, lol. Guess you are your own rare bird Brian.
And about this: having such an intense love with that dark smoldering academic with pouty lips and intense eyes that we have slow, deep, passionate sex in doorways because the bed was just too far away. So your diabolical plot is to truly torture the women on this board, right?