My boys are 20, 16, and 12. Oh and the lady that will never leave me is Annie she's 9, a healer/collie mix.
Ever hear, " I could care less if you got hit by a bus". That's when I gave up. My boys' were standing there when she said it. They joke about it today. Something like, "might not have been a bus but close enough", if a car almost hit us or we see a hard tackle in football game, etc.