Happy anniversary, karen! I know how hard it can be picking out anniversary cards (and birthday, and ugh, Valentine's Day cards) for someone with whom you're struggling.
As for the boob shot, some comedian said, "after you've seen one woman's breasts...you pretty much want to see them all." If he wasn't looking, I give him the blue ribbon for self restraint.
If he wasn't looking, I give him the blue ribbon for self restraint.