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I think the suggestion to farm out some of your emotional needs was brilliant.

OMG...I said something that HP said was "brilliant." I want to remember this feeling, because, well, I'd say it's better than sex, but, more accurately, it's better than my vague recollection of sex.

Mojo: My favorite ED drug ad is the one with the couple in the matching clawfoot bathtubs, holding hands as they sit outside watching the sunset. It's for Cialis, I think. I've always thought they should show the couple when he turns to her and says, "hey honey, I've been thinking...let's try anal."



Hairdog, who never has.