Yea yea, Chrome whatever. You get all the validation and all I get is lust over the food I was eating at the time. Although, in a totally "non brokeback mountain" way, you are quite the rugged man's man. The idea that you have issues with your perception of your attractiveness seems bizarre to me.

Gone the carvings and those who left their mark.
Gone the kings and queens, now only the rats hold sway.