"I used to say fun flirty stuff like that to my H regularly and then I got frustrated with it because so many times he just didn't rspond at all or didn't respond in kind. Mostly, he will smile an embarrassed smile."
Big ditto. I need a course in how to get my W to talk dirty to me.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"