Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar, but of course, with Lil, it is a phallic representation. The pipe? She's been smoking some of that wacky weed she grows out on the corner of her property.

Thanks Lil, for the insight into my id versus superego battle. But dang, woman, I don't think I ever thought my sex drive was disgusting. When I said "obnoxious horn-dog", I was talking about two, unrelated qualities in my youth (and in my present, to a more limited extent): that I was obnoxious, and that I was horny.

You're barking up the wrong tree, I think.

But I dug the German accent. Very sexy! You think you could talk that way while swinging around a riding crop?



Hairdog, or, Herr Dog.