Quote: Yes, even then I was an obnoxious horn-dog.
Come into my office, my boy, and lie down vile I fill my pipe. <Dr. Fred sits down and lights a cigar. Observing that he also has a pipe in his hand, he tries not to look confused, and is glad the room is fairly dark.>
So... how long have you considered your horniness an obnoxious quality? I know you said it in jest, but in my years of practice with uptight upper class types, I have obserwed that often things said in jest (and you DO joke a lot, my boy) haf a kernel of truth in dem... Somevhere in you, you haf believed in the truth of your vife's judgment that the male sex drive is obnoxious, haven't you? <Fred's tone becomes more intense. He leans forward.>
That's why you chose a voman who vould mirror back to you your own disgust with your desire to have sex four times a day, isn't it? I know she didn't start out that vay, but that attitute vas in her, vasn't it? <Fred, pulls a pocket watch from his vest.>
Here... look at this shiny gold watch as I move it back and forth in front of your eyes... repeat after me: "The male sex drive is powerful and beautiful and epitomizes* the Life Force. When I am a horndog, I am the carrier of the Life Force. Horniness is Life!!" <Dr. Fred dangles the shiny object in front of horndog's eyes.>
Did you think that vanting a lot of sex is permissible for a young man of twenty, but that as you get older, if you vant it, you vill be seen as a Dirty Old Man? Great Cesar's Ghost, man, vhere vould that leave me? <Dr. Fred rises in agitation from his chair, catches himself, then sits down again> Vanting sex is gut a any age. It is healthy. Do you understand? HEALTHY! <Fred calms himself again, and takes a puff on his cigar, then his pipe.>
Many perfectly normal vomen vould lof to be wit a man who vants sex four times a day. I know this for a fact! They are in my office all the time! Just ignore CeMar vaving his arms over there in the corner. (I see him next hour.) And many men vould envy your VIGOR! <Dr. Fred puts watch back in his pocket.>
Okay, time's up! <Fred opens the blinds. Sunlight floods the room> That will be 485 DEM. Do ve still use that currency? I can't remember I also take credit cards. See you next veek.
*I know I can use big vords wit you because you are a lawyer and they have B-I-G wocabularies.
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