I think LFL should be, shes the one who needs help. either that or tell her to go back to the 308 class before trying to come here just for the caramel apple martinis. Besides she has some of that doe eyed/hero worship thing going on. I bet she'd even mow your lawn, or wash your mini van, for a good grade.

Jealous much, BF?
Aw, I'd wash your car too, maybe even in my string bikini, but you'll be cooking and cleaning my house for a year. Get on your knees and scrub my floors with a toothbrush, wouldya.