LFL, you're right! I actually thought that I should have put "living" in there, but I had already shut down the computer and was in the car when the idea came to me. No I have never done it with any other living creatures and that includes mammals, plants, reptiles, birds, dinosaurs, insects, etc.
Although once I gave my retired colonel friend (I was ~35 he was ~62) a very expensive putter for his birthday (he played golf several times a week-- don't all retired colonels do that?) and we did it with the handle of the putter. So ever after that when he was on the golf course and pulled that putter out of his golf bag by the handle... <sigh> He also gave me a hand job (to O) one night (I had on a dark, very full skirt) on a sofa in the open-air rooftop garden of a hotel with people all around. It was dark, the music was playing... we had champagne. I need to get these stories out of my system before I wind up in the nursing home and am reduced to telling them to the nurses' aides while they roll their eyes.
Honestly, I thought all guys were that open and playful...and would LOVE to be with a sexy, vibrant, adventuresome, uninhibited woman like me...how did I know all of this would come to a screeching halt... boy, was I naive... there I go, crying again...
