Well, duh, hairdog, I couldn't very well tell the insurance company THAT, could I?
I only learned how to do the really strong kegeling in my later years... alas, I haven't had a really good human subject to try it out on since about 1988... makes me want to cry...
LFL, you're right! I actually thought that I should have put "living" in there, but I had already shut down the computer and was in the car when the idea came to me. No I have never done it with any other living creatures and that includes mammals, plants, reptiles, birds, dinosaurs, insects, etc.
Although once I gave my retired colonel friend (I was ~35 he was ~62) a very expensive putter for his birthday (he played golf several times a week-- don't all retired colonels do that?) and we did it with the handle of the putter. So ever after that when he was on the golf course and pulled that putter out of his golf bag by the handle... <sigh> He also gave me a hand job (to O) one night (I had on a dark, very full skirt) on a sofa in the open-air rooftop garden of a hotel with people all around. It was dark, the music was playing... we had champagne. I need to get these stories out of my system before I wind up in the nursing home and am reduced to telling them to the nurses' aides while they roll their eyes.
Honestly, I thought all guys were that open and playful...and would LOVE to be with a sexy, vibrant, adventuresome, uninhibited woman like me...how did I know all of this would come to a screeching halt... boy, was I naive... there I go, crying again...
Lil wrote Honestly, I thought all guys were that open and playful... With all of the resistance we actually/usually experience and all of those old tapes men and women have, that say the guy is mostly selfish.
I wish I could figure it out too Lil. Some don't have, but they want. Some have, but don't appreciate.
Good grief! haha Here I am at the end of a workday getting ready to wrap up and I'm thinking, 'hey, what can I learn from my pals in the SSM forum...' ...and I see, wow, 18 new posts!
lovely.
Now I have ricochetting hair brushes, bar stool sex and champagne bottles all mixed up in my head...and you don't have to be coy, you know which one.
Chrissy, Lil I guess I went out with different girls, was too chicken to do something like that, did not expect any gal I dated to go along with something like that, but never took a date to a bar either. Anythinging. Maybe. I would have done all at home or in a very private place.
Consider yourselves a bit more adventureous than most I suppose.
No actually it was with my EX before I even married him. We loved to have sex in all the wrong places! I most have missed the champagne bottle gonna have to go back and take a look lol/
Consider yourselves a bit more adventureous than most I suppose.
Alot of fun memories stored up from that time in life. Of course it does make the here and now a tad boring in appearance since current H would have a stroke doing any such thing.
ing. Maybe. I would have done all at home or in a very private place.