Okay

So I laughed my ass off until I cried guys. Thanks I needed that don't think I have laughed that hard in that mannor in ages.

BF
it was simultaneous, but not together.

Never thought about that angle I think H and I have done that.

I mean I only weigh 205 I think you missed my endowment statement! Has nothing to do with weight.


BF and Lou
but I cant imagine a womans contractions strong enough to push me off/out.

Push you off no but squeeze you out yes. Sorta like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. You squeeze hard enough and the toothpaste is bound to come out.


seriousl with contractions like that, you better hold onto those toys. or they may just become missles of death and destuction

Laughed my ass off at this one.
But for clarity I do not use toys. Least not toys that go up inside of me. I rather have the real deal for that part