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Ill make sure I clean the toilets and make my (next ...ugh ) wife mow the yard.





H hasn't cleaned the toilet... but I can fantasise! We all need fantasies don't we?

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Yes its kinda funny. Guys, dont be appreciatively annoying.






By annoying I meant smothering. Stopping me in the middle of the kitchen for a hug while I have a butchers knife in my hand and meat goo on my hands is pretty over the top. I like my hugs knife and blood free lol.


It can't come quickly enough And now you've spent your life Waiting for this moment And when you finally saw it come It passed you by and left you so defeated. Scissor Sisters - 'It Can't Come Quickly Enough'