Quote: During a particulary boring portion of the movie, I leaned over to kiss her, slid my hand up her skirt (hey, no one else was in our row), and discovered she wasn't wearing any panties. "Hey!" I exclaimed, "you're not wearing panties!!" The secret was out, to me, and about 25 other people in the theater within earshot.
LOL. Two for two on my theory.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
