Okay, I'm continuing here with my rainy day plan to deal with Mr. HP's unpredictable sex drive.
I feel like I know Mr.HP so well, I can read his brain as well as HP. So.. after a week-long f*ckfest Mr. HP wakes up and thinks to himself "Enough sexual indulgence, I must get back to hard work and godly thoughts. Surely, HP will be satisfied for a while.". HP is instantly able to pick up the vibe that Mr.HP is thinking this way and is pretty darn sure she is out of luck if she wanted the f*ckfest to continue that evening. What is her best plan?
A) Go to the mall and buy a hot new outfit in the hope of enticing Mr.HP into continuing the f*ckfest.
B) Have a talk with Mr.HP about how she does not appreciate the unpredictability of his sex drive.
C) Make Mr.HP his favorite dinner and spend quality time talking about religion with him in the hopes that he will reciprocate with sex.
D) Go to the mall and buy hot new outfit. Plan on spending the evening out at the bar with some girlfriends wearing hot new outfit because she knows she's unlikely to have any fun or get any affirmation at home. Let Mr.HP cook his own dinner and deal with the kids.
E) Go to the mall and buy a hot new outfit, the ingredients for Mr.HPs favorite dinner and the materials to start sewing some new curtains for the bathroom. Greet Mr.HP at the door wearing hot new outfit and serve him his favorite dinner. Spend the evening engaged in the enjoyable activity of designing curtains for the bathroom.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
