GEL,
Darn! You were coming to London? That would've been cool but I do understand your decision to stay home for the time being.

Hairdog:
Or..."you know your girlfriend's fat when she sits on your face and you can't hear your stereo."
ROTFLMAO

This one's just been IM'd round the office - I just couldn't help myself Hairdoggie - I just cracked up so much everyone said WHAT? so I had to share.

Fran

if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs
Erica Jong