Sometimes, I just can't help myself. This discussion reminds me of one of my stupid/cheesy pickup lines from high school days: Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
Or..."you know your girlfriend's fat when she sits on your face and you can't hear your stereo."
Heck, when I was in marching band, we drummers had a drum-fill that we called "SOMF" for "sit on my face." It was just four beats in quick succession, and it sounded like "diddley-bump." We'd see a girl walk by, look at each other, and say, "diddley-bump."
