Okay, I'm obviously going about this all wrong. Instead of being assertive, yet gentle; strong, yet caring; funny, yet sensitive; and doing lots of chores around the house, cooking dinners for my W, being patient, etc., I need to change course.
I'm going to go to adultfriendfinder.com, set up an account, correspond with local women, and then leave it open on my web browswer for my W to find.
Within a couple of weeks, I'll be getting BJ's while watching the tube.
If the man doesn't farking worship the ground you walk on, GEL, he's certifiably insane.
Hairdog, last seen muttering "lucky ba$tard" under his breath.
