I'm having obscene, insane, illegal amounts of fun

Really, too much for 1 person to hog...anyone want to share? No...wouldn't want to do that to ANYONE.

Yeah, we'll see how tonight pans out. H will not ask for help partly from stubborness and partly because he's still testing and not wanting to go overboard himself. In the end, it's a guest in OUR home (which means MINE too) and I would rather put our differences aside to make sure they are comfortable. I might state it just like that, in a kinder and less direct way, of course!

All of this is so silly.